I'd do it myself, but the country club calls! You know how it is.
"Damnit... HEY COULD YOU QUIT BARBECUING BACK THERE???"
The kids will giggle at the nonsensical repetition of key words, the adults will smirk knowingly at the reference to anal sex. Everybody wins!
The prankster at my work hired a midget, dressed as a gnome, to sing *Happy Birthday* to my boss ... my boss has achondroplasiaphobia.
Via: Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/cxv4e/thepranksteratmyworkhiredamidgetdressed/
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