Ugh, ANOTHER Gate Change?

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Ugh, ANOTHER Gate Change?
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Whatever, just be sure my luggage gets on the right flight! I'm flying south for the winter, not west!

Better This Crowd Than That Crowd!

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Better This Crowd Than That Crowd!
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Somebody needs to fix this! Here, I'll ask TSA (I'm fluent in corporate bulls**tese). Ahem!

I strongly encourage the Transportation Safety Administration to explore all possible solutions for this issue. The question of what is done with sensitive travel materials after confiscation is an excellent question, and I thank you for it! I have full confidence that a solution will be reached in a timely fashion. Synergy!

RIP MCA

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RIP MCA
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Both a fitting tribute and an accurate description of flying these days!

No Smoking or Piloting in the Lavatories

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No Smoking or Piloting in the Lavatories
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Tampering with the smoke detectors or the pilot during flight may result in a fine.