Not All Customers Are Bad

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Why Samuel Beckett Wasn't a FedEx Driver

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If Michael Bay ever did an updated, modernized version of Waiting for Godot, "Godot" would definitely be an express delivery van. That could transform into a giant cockroach. And explode on command.

~Office Lackey Jack

Which Part of "Please Do Not Bend" Confused You?

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Scumbag mailman.

It's Not Just a Coincidence

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Narwhals > Mona Lisa

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Let it not be said that I don't take care of my customers, even though my drawing leaves much to be desired.

It's All Your Fault, Domino's!

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Great! Just great! Not only could I not get through the underwater levels, I couldn't beat any of the Tick Tock Clock levels in Super Mario 64! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, DOMINO'S?

There Was No Mat to Leave it Under

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