And Happy Birthday

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awful,bad memories,Balloons,basic instructions,birthday,cake,clown,creativity in the workplace,cubicle prank,decoration,depressing,dickhead co-workers,drunk,fridge politics,lard frosting,Party,passive aggressive,reminder,reminder of your lonliness,Sad,sass,sheet cake,therapy time,timesheet,wiseass
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Constructive Tent

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anthropomorphic,beaker,boredom,creativity in the workplace,creepy,cubicle boredom,decoration,dont-make-eye-contact,inanimate object nerd,muppet,peeping tom,personification,pervert,rapey,sculpture,Terrifying
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Olive Tree

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bizarre,boredom,creativity in the workplace,cubicle boredom,cubicle fail,decoration,drugs were probably involved,gnar,gross,i have no idea,nasty,olive tree,olives,peace offering maybe,probably stinks,Sad,sculpture,so confused,strange,wasteful,wtf
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No More 3rd World Vacations Dan

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awesome,awesome co-workers not,boredom,clever,creativity in the workplace,cubicle,cubicle boredom,cubicle prank,decoration,desk,epidemic,ergonomics,hardware,ingenuity,isolation,osha,outbreak,passive aggressive,plastic,plastic sheeting,prank,quarantine,rubber gloves,sass,screw you,vacation,wrapping
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A co-worker was out of the country for 10 days. Before she left she did not get all her immunizations, so I was convinced she was going to catch yellow fever. I took precautions to protect myself and the office.

Scorpius, Battler of the Evil Paper Jam

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animal,art,arts and crafts,awesome,binder clips,boredom,build a bear,claws,crafty,creativity in the workplace,cubicle boredom,decoration,evil,hardware,ingenuity,nice,office supplies,paper clips,pinchers,rubber bands,scorpion,sculpture,stinger,Terrifying,wasteful,weird
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Smoke Detector Fail.

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building codes,busted,copy,cubicle fail,dangerous,decoration,decoy,FAIL,fake,fire alarm,imitation,lazy,osha,paper signs,photocopy,print,pwned,safety,safety first,safety violation,screw you,simulacrum,smoke detector,Terrifying,unsafe,xerox
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But Only On May 15th, These Cialis Are Pricey

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anagrams,awesome,boredom,clever,creativity in the workplace,cubicle rage,decoration,derp,dickheads,herp derp,kill everything,official sign,passive aggressive,pharmacy,placard,prank,rage,retarded,sass,screw you,signage,stupid,suicide,Walgreens,wiseass,work smarter not harder
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