Can't we just stick with Messed Up Monday, Tequila Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday and Thirsty Thursday?
Even if you miss, you'll... well, never mind. If you're a stormtrooper, you'll just miss, period.
"By the way, that can of beans in the break room fridge is looking real bloated, so I guess our botulinum is good to go, though.
This needs to be by my desk.
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