Note Her Overpriced Handbag and Designer Workout Clothes

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coffee,Starbucks,suburban housewife
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"Note her workout clothes which she wears to her pilates classes but doesn't realize she's just blows the entire workout every time on a 600-calorie vanilla latte."

"Fascinating! Why does she even bother with the workout?"

"Something called 'self a steam..."

The World's Most Awkward Secret Santa

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STARBUCKS CARDS FOR EVERYONE!

We're Worthless Scum, Not Even Deserving of the Most Base Insults...

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nametags,amazing superpowers,Starbucks,employees,comic
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"It's like we're interns or something!"

Free Coffee, Anyone?

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coffee,employee,free coffee,Starbucks
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I knew I was qualified for the job anyway when I took their listening comprehension test. The evaluators pretended to be customers and I had to take their orders:

"Can I get your name please?"

"John."

"J-H-O-Q-5-N. Perfect, you'll order will be up in a minute!"

Christmas Coffee

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break room,christmas,coffee,Starbucks,tree
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Tired of Plain, Boring Starbucks Cups?

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art,drawing,coffee,monday thru friday,Starbucks,work
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addiction,annoying starbucks twat,architecture,art,boredom,caffeine,chemical dependecy,creativity in the workplace,cubicle boredom,garbage,junkie,mess,mound,overpriced coffee,pile,recycling,Sad,sculpture,stack,Starbucks,structure,tower,trash,waste of time,why be proud of your tacky consumption
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