You Forgot Use Number Four

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You Forgot Use Number Four
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Combining with a pencil to make an awesome helicopter blade.

Would You Like Some Coffee With Your Cream?

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Would You Like Some Coffee With Your Cream?
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If by "like coffee" you mean "have a crippling addiction to caffeine and couldn't care less what it tastes like," then yes, I like coffee. I like coffee a lot.

You Must Be THIS Miserable to Ride the Job Roller Coaster

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You Must Be THIS Miserable to Ride the Job Roller Coaster
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Notice how the line never quite reaches "cool as a cucumber."

They Greet You As Well

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They Greet You As Well
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Take your wife and kids with you to work.