shut up and take my money

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Via: This is Why I'm Broke
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That pizza box-shaped oven can be yours for the low price of a couple Jacksons and the knowledge that you will never be healthy again. Seems like a good trade!

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Via: Geekologie
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This former "Chweizer Volksbank" vault can be yours to keep! For a low low price of "a hojillion dollars" you'll even get eight million Swiss five cent coins, for the express purpose of bathing in your own excess!