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This former "Chweizer Volksbank" vault can be yours to keep! For a low low price of "a hojillion dollars" you'll even get eight million Swiss five cent coins, for the express purpose of bathing in your own excess!

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Via Sploid
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Yes, that is a Double Down (you know, the sandwich with chicken instead of bread) with a beef patty and bacon in the middle. Your heart valves just closed reading that sentence.

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Via Pillsbury
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Some genius/devil/crazy person over at Pillsbury has a recipe for making this pie-cake-cheese-meat monstrosity. If you have the right stuff, go for it!

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This simple device is dubbed "the Kindle of writing composition." It consists of a mechanical keyboard and E Ink screen that lets you type distraction-free and backup your work to the cloud, syncing with apps like Evernote and Google Docs.

All you need now is a nice mojito and a bull fight.