Someone should invest heavily in long pants for the rest of forever.
Ah crap, how do you do end "Bs" again? Shoot, she can probably feel me stalling. Yeah, that looks fine.
Sez: "Yesterdays regrets & tomorrows fears rob you of today." Of course, you have to read top-to-bottom, and even then it's a challenge.
He could always swing around to the back if he has more to say.
Beautiful: not the word you're looking for here.
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