Someone should invest heavily in long pants for the rest of forever.
Beautiful: not the word you're looking for here.
Sez: "Yesterdays regrets & tomorrows fears rob you of today." Of course, you have to read top-to-bottom, and even then it's a challenge.
Ah crap, how do you do end "Bs" again? Shoot, she can probably feel me stalling. Yeah, that looks fine.
He could always swing around to the back if he has more to say.
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