I Never "Smageruned" This!

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I Never "Smageruned" This!
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I believe this is supposed to say "Imagine, believe, and make it happen." It looks like it says "Smagerune, belure and malce it hapeaend." It definitively does end with a "d."

Does It Match Your Panties?

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Does It Match Your Panties?
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This tattoo reads, "Don't Be Delicate, Be Vast And Brilliant." Perhaps it's unfair for me to poke fun at a fellow for getting a girly tattoo. Honestly, I prefer this feminine display to this attempt at machismo.