"Wait 'Til They Get a Load of Me"

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"Wait 'Til They Get a Load of Me"
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That's right, I quoted Jack Nicholson Joker.

Where to Begin?

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Where to Begin?
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Let's start with the obvious... "overweight" would be spelled without the "t," if it wasn't the wrong word entirely. Surely you meant "outweigh." Next, why is "Will" capitalized? You are obviously not referring to a person. Did you make sure to cross all of your Ts? No you did not. And lastly, in what world does this expression make sense? The ability to die "overweights" us all eventually. It would make much more sense if "always" was replaced with "never," so basically the opposite of the meaning here. I won't even waste time discussing the horrid flower which, according to this expression, will never die.