If you have a little lack of hair at the back of your head, try applying a patch of duct tape. I promise people will stop staring at your bald spot.
Or perhaps art on the rim would be more accurate.
Is another man's freaking awesome footwear. Good work, kid. If I were near you I would buy everything in stock.
Warning, do not drive more than 0 miles on duct taped tires. ~Not-So-Handy Andy