He's trying to look cool for the cute screen next door. If she wasn't looking he's go for his favorite Spongebob band-aids.
He's warned them about horseplay before. We'll see how much they learned.
The handlebars may be sideways, but that just improves the adventure. ~NSHA
Go get a sno-cone or something! At the very least plug your computer in outside and play Civilization V on your back porch...