"We had to repaint our house, and to do that we had to remove the stairs in the backyard. My dad whipped this up so we could still use the door."
Even if you miss, you'll land among the stairs.
Yep, pressing the button 30 more times and kicking the door didn't work, so I guess you're right, sassy sign. You win this round!
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