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cling wrap,plastic film,plastic wrap,saran wrap
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Reinforced structural metal sheet? What for??? We have plastic film!!!

Caught in the Headlights

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can,car,headlights,lights,plastic wrap,saran wrap
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For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.

Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack