As a wise man once said, an escalator can never break...
I don't know about you, but I tend to avoid wearing glasses that have loose wires pointing towards my retinas. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.
Good thing he left that wire hanging there, now it'll be easier to yank out with your bare hands.
If he falls he just has to grab onto the umbrella which will provide a gentle float down to the ground.
On a completely unrelated matter, does it seem dizzy in here? ~Not-So-Handy Andy