From the submitter:
"My friend's Dutch oven didn't have a handle, so he used redneck engineering to make one!"
So an unlicensed Australian dude was pulled over for driving erratically on two blown-out tires. The cops then discovered that he was steering with a pair of pliers, oh yeah, and he was on meth. Kludge responsibly, my friends.
After 6 months of shooting water across the kitchen, Alec finally fixed the sink.
Since the handle of Maid of Light's bike key broke off, this is how they've been opening their bike lock for the last week.