If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.
While this looks cool, there's no way it would work without getting sauce all over your hands or constantly awkwardly readjusting it every 2 seconds.
~Not-So-Handy Cynical Andy
Sometimes after a long day, you just need pizza. But then again, who has room in the shop for a kitchen table?
After all, you have to make sure your valuables are secure.
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