Sacks and Straps

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Sacks and Straps
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"Bought hanging pepper bag, but I didn't have a place to hang it on my balcony, so I lashed a shepherd's crook to my old satellite dish stand with 2 dozen zip strips. It still wasn't sturdy enough, so I jammed a piece of wood in the pipe to lengthen it."

I believe it was the philosopher Young Jeezy who once told us all to stay strapped. Glad to see you're taking his advice!

Is It? Really?

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Is It? Really?
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For when you just need to control the inflow of smoke from your tobacco.

Kludgeomotive 101

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Kludgeomotive 101
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You have to fix that coolant leak with whatever's in your trunk. GO!

Honey, Where's the Turkey Baster?

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Honey, Where's the Turkey Baster?
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Why worry about a leaking pipe when you have a Big Gulp cup, a turkey baster and a kitty litter pan?

Nothing Will Stop Me From Keeping My Cats Hydrated!

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Nothing Will Stop Me From Keeping My Cats Hydrated!
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Apparently, this leaky pipe water tastes better than that in my cats' water bowl... now I can go out of town for as long as I want!

That Bench is Too Fun, Let's Rain on His Parade

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That Bench is Too Fun, Let's Rain on His Parade
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Meet me at the bench at 1pm. I may be late, I have to pick up a bucket. Don't worry, you'll know when I arrive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy