The only thing you've seceded from is style, dudes.
Paddling can get lame sometimes. So instead, put a motor on the left side of the kayak! You'll just go around in circles, but at least you're moving!
And he can kill two birds with one stone with this little boating marvel.
Never fear! The weed whacker is here!
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