motor

Paddling can get lame sometimes. So instead, put a motor on the left side of the kayak! You'll just go around in circles, but at least you're moving!

For a different spin on this kludge, get rid of the wheel and belt and attach the spit directly to the motor. Then, depending on the motor's RPM, your pig roaster turns magically into sideways bacon-flavored eggbeaters.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

For Those of us who cant b bothered pushing

Because hey, he's gotta grow up sometime. ~Not-So-Handy Andy