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electrical hazard,make it fit,plugged in
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Kidnapped Boat Makes A Daring Escape

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boat,car,hauling,make it fit,Mission Improbable,not street legal
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Move the switch down an inch? But why?

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in the way,light switch,make it fit
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Found this one in my in-law's McMansion.

Reasonable Accomodation Is Made

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make it fit,roof,tree,tropics,vacation
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Fireplace Special

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fire hazard,fireplace,make it fit,stump
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The stump didn't fit in the fireplace so we fixed it

Honey, When I Said Trim To Make It Fit I Meant THE TREE

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ceiling,holiday,make it fit,Mission Improbable,Xmas tree
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fire in the hole!

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fire safety,make it fit,sprinkler,up to code
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a fire sprinkler at a lumber yard