Think they can knock over my mailbox? I'll show them, I'll show them all!
When the latch wears out you can buy a new mailbox, or you can glue in a harddrive magnet to hold the flap shut. Should be fine as long as AOL doesn't mail out anymore floppies.
"As a mailbox, I'm sick and tired of being propped on an uncomfortable pole every day! I demand change!"
At least his friends were nice enough to put a bucket in front of him. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Mailperson, please don't forget my welfare check.
Don't Lie Now!
Neville Longbottom Scandalizes J.K. Rowling With His Huge ...
These are Disney's 5 Most Horrific Deaths
Scientifically Accurate: CatDog
Mad Max's Flamethrower Guitarist Reveals the Doof Warrior's ...
Introducing Specialman, With the Power of Abilities!
Wanna Make Your Anime Creepy? Just Add Avocados.
Have You Ever Seen Your Death in Physical Form?
Someone Figured Out How Far Frodo and Sam Walked
Time to Give Up on Humanity
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more