Careful, Your Priorities Are Showing

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Careful, Your Priorities Are Showing
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There's a metaphor for stereotypical Californians somewhere in here. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Be Careful Mr. Pane, That's Not Stable!

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Be Careful Mr. Pane, That's Not Stable!
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Horrible choice for a counter-weight, or horrible choice for a makeshift bomb? You be the judge.

~NSHA

I Can Think of at Least 1 Reason Not to go on Vacation

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I Can Think of at Least 1 Reason Not to go on Vacation
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Although, your friends will never believe the old "but my only suitcase is the foundation of my house" excuse. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Approved By The Authorities

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Approved By The Authorities
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From the submitter:

On the first day of a 3-day trip, I rear-ended this rental car into another car. Instead of trying to find a replacement rental on the 4th of July weekend, I (with the help of the local police!) "fixed" the bumper that was hanging off the car. I then drove it another 400 miles before returning it to the rental place on the 3rd day. I had to stop every once in a while to tighten the wires. It was nerve wrecking!

Brace Yourselves, It's About To Get a Bit Breezy

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Brace Yourselves, It's About To Get a Bit Breezy
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I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?

~Not-So-Handy Andy

The Timeless Lessons of Crane Game

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The Timeless Lessons of Crane Game
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You never win, but lifting something a few inches in the air is always kinda exciting.

~NSHA