It's the self-cleaning ash tray! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Now all it needs is a bunch of dead leaves!
Broom, you've done a terrific job sweeping. That's why we're giving you a promotion. That is, if you won't buckle under the pressure.
I wouldn't want this architect to design my bridges.
Come to think of it, I wouldn't want him to design anything I use ever.
But this one was the best.
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