The Clothes Are Dry When it Stops Rattling

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The Clothes Are Dry When it Stops Rattling
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By howard weiss
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Also an effective guard against escaping socks.

~NSHA

Stay Off Our Carefully Groomed Lawn

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Stay Off Our Carefully Groomed Lawn
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We don't take kindly to your kind, especially if you're the type that points our why our fence is completely illogical.

~NSHA

Keep Out. We Don't Have Beer.

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Keep Out. We Don't Have Beer.
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And whoever told you that is a drunk liar. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Grow Your Own Fence

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Grow Your Own Fence
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It's like a Chia Pet! Except it takes 20 years. And it's horribly ugly.

~NSHA