Well, We're Screwed!

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999,emergency,pay phone,phone
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Maybe if I dial 3x3 three times it'll work!

Just Run for the Stairs and Yell "FIRE!"

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911,alarm,emergency,fire,in case of fire,fire alarm
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From the submitter:

"On the 6th floor of a condo I was working at. I checked all the floors, and they're all like this."

"Disconcerting" is the word we're looking for here...

No Fires Today, It's Thanksgiving

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emergency,fire alarm,safety first,tax dollars at work
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Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.

~NSHA

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