Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.
He uses this to read books online. Ironically. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Usually I'm against destroying books, but this is just AWESOME. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Because that shelf doesn't look very "sound."
With a sudden lack of need for reference books, they went took any job available to them. Even mousepads.