This man, appropriately named "Boris," got tired of putting up with all of his shovel's crap, so he consigned it to a life of defending the Motherland against capitalist pigdogs. Luckily for us, he also took a boatload of pictures to document the process.
Wish you were riding a horse instead of a bike? Now you can at least make it sound like you are! Put Trotify on the front of your bike, and watch as people turn their heads in disbelief only to be slightly disappointed/mildly amused that a bike was approaching instead of an actual horse. King Arthur totally could have used one of these. Sorry, Patsy.