*Chhht* "Come In, Dispatch, Over."

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antenna,cab,car,screwdriver
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"I have a screwdriver for an antenna, so you're probably not getting this message."

Fork The System

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antenna,Music,silverware,stereo
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From the submitter:

The Antennae snapped off of our radio at work. We fixed it at first by putting a metal scraper on top, but when we needed to use it, the music was gone. I put the fork in the hole. Now it works almost as good as before!

What is this music crap you kids are listening to?

A Speedy Little Receptor

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antenna,dual use,internet,wireless
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Of course the television antenna works for internet, cable is cable!

~NSHA

We Need Some Rockin' Tunes, Stat!

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antenna,dual use,Professional At Work,scissors
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I'm sorry, the operation didn't go as planned. We just couldn't find the clamps.

~NSHA

Analog Antenna

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antenna,satellite dish,woody,wtf
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Decreases your chances of electrocution by 60%. Also, your reception.

~NSHA

3.4G Antenna

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antenna,cell phone,kitchen,kitchen kludge
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Fun fact of the day: 4G is actually just a marketing term and by its official definition has yet to be implemented by any company. #themoreyouknow ~Not-So-Handy Andy