New rule: If you see a piece of computer technology that predates the first time you turned on a PC, you are not allowed to touch it.
And sometimes, where there's a will, there's also about 50 different safety hazards.
Because taking the time to solder really is worth avoiding the trip to "The Shack."
Apple! You're too fat! How many times have I told you to go on a low-energy diet? See what you're doing to the poor middle man?
Which is a more utile tool? A hot glue gun, or duct tape? I'll let you be the judge.