He just had to hang up in desperation.

~NSHA

Compared to wizardry, it's extremely unfulfilling.

~NSHA

Dog + trunk = drunk. For multiple reasons.

~NSHA

We ask all passengers with boo-boos and owies to please contribute to the structural integrity of our plane.

~NSHA

We were all blind to what was going on.

~NSHA

This defies just about every law of physics I can think of.

~NSHA