Never underestimate a plumbers imagination. I took this picture few weeks ago. The clutch pedal broke and thats how some plumbers quickly fixed it for the trip to the mechanic.

Someone explain why you'd want to keep mud off this piece of crap in the first place.

"I had my double glazed window changed last month (water damage), but it wasn't installed right. Only 3 days later, a huge crack appeared. I immediately called the company that installed the window and they told me nothing could happen. But a new window will be installed soon. I don't trust huge cracks in my windows so duct tape to the rescue! I think it's kinda artsy!"

It DOES have a sort of abstract art quality to it. Keep it if you don't mind sacrificing the view!

That fireplace will provide some nice ambient burning. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Quadriplease, of course it is!