Is another man's freaking awesome footwear. Good work, kid. If I were near you I would buy everything in stock.

~NSHA

"Long story short. Toilet lift arm broke. Unusable for two weeks. I asked my husband to pleeeeease fix it. Came home to this... a giant hook in the wall and a bungee holding up the lift arm. Brilliant. All I need is a new husband and I'm good to go."

Let this be a warning to all of you non-toilet fixing husbands out there! Don't be naughty! Fix that potty!

The fancy mixer tap in the kitchen broke, so I ripped it out, sawed a hole in the top, and used two outside tap kits (£9.99 each) to build a new art nouveau - works a beaut!

I'm never going to complain about the quality of Starbucks again.

~Not-So-Hipster Andy