From the submitter:
"After saving broken headphones that have opposite sides broken, I fuse them together as best/fast as I can, so I don't have to buy new ones. Note the two cords, the headphones require two audio jacks to use."
Clearly the owner of this car does not learn from their mistakes. The remnants of the first attempt to hold the bumper on with duct tape are clearly visible, yet there is more duct tape holding it on. There's a fine line between persistence and learning from your mistakes, people!