Rolling Rock? I'm more of a Point Special man, myself. But different strokes.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Only needed to keep out the BIG varmints. Raccoons won't steal my car parts.
Lost the weights to your cuckoo clock? No worries! Duct tape fixes EVERYTHING!
Because urinatural at it!
"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."
"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"