From the submitter:
"Take 1 Late Night + 18 Cats + 1 Stolen iPad + 1 Stolen Car = Long Distance Relationship Trolling"
"I received a text from a random guy, Mikey, who couldn't quite grasp that I didn't want to talk to some guy I didn't know. The last message effectively ended the conversation."
Listen, I just want to know what you'd think about Scott if you knew him.
Forever alone and waiting for a lucky accident.