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There's a reason bumper cars trudge around like awkward little slugs, and it starts and ends somewhere with the fact that the main intention of driving the lil beasts is to crash into whoever else is around. The sheer amount of chaotic carnage that'd spawn from a bunch of demonically speedy bumper cars is honestly terrifying. Let's just hope this crazy guy's desire to shatter the speed limits goes no further than this video...

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Genius Kid Won't Take No For Answer From Parents, Builds Amazingly Accurate Nintendo Switch Out of Cardboard

This kid is destined for great things. I'm getting solid Jimmy Neutron vibes here. Wait, Neutron probably would've built one that actually worked and shit, but still, there's an unmistakable amount of brain power being employed here by the lil cardboard-craftin' brainiac. 

I doubt I'm alone when I say that when I was a kid and I came face to face with my parents' tough, stonewallin' verdicts I'd divvy up my reactions between pitching obnoxious fits, or rebelling in acts of sheer stupidity that almost always guaranteed shittier consequences. So, big ups to this little dude. Maybe his parents were swayed to buy him a working Nintendo Switch, after all his hard work. 

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Musically Gifted Washing Machine Miraculously Delivers Hottest Jam of March 2017

Leave it to the unmistakably talented, previously undiscovered washing machine to turn your conception of musical talent upside down. Legit, this could make for a decent track. Let's get that MP3 going, guys. 

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Via: Dad Lifer
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“Keeping food on the table… That’s the reason I can’t quit. Keeping Wifi and cable. Otherwise no one would babysit.”

So, uhh, like when does the album drop dudes? Whoever has these legends as dads should consider themselves infinitely blessed. 

Via: arshad ali
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After a long and gruesome wrestle with substance abuse, among other things, it'd seem the iconically seven kinds of f**ked up skater douche Mr. Bam Margera is ready to hit the road rolling again. Rumors are floating around that Margera is in talks with Element Skateboards, and that he could be releasing some more footage again very soon.