Mom STAHP!

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That Would End Any Marriage

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Right, a "Massager"

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Failbook: What's With the One Track Mind?

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Dating Fails: Your Family is WEIRD

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There I Fixed It: This Toothbrush is... Electrifying...

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Brushing your teeth has never been this "stimulating" before.

Engrish Funny: Pedobear Approved!

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Ages 18 and up (but don't tell him that!).