Failbook: Ryan Lochte's Deeply Profound Tweeting

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Failbook: Ryan Lochte's Deeply Profound Tweeting
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Olympian swimmer Ryan Lochte isn't known for being particularly articulate, or even for forming complete sentences, and his Twitter account doesn't do much to dispel that perception. But some of his finest tweets, when formatted in Impact Bold, made us seriously wonder whether Lochte doesn't put much effort into the English language, or if he's actually an undercover Zen Buddhist.

Failbook: #BoomRoasted

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Failbook: #BoomRoasted
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Get the latest on the Olympics at Roflympics, now featuring zero percent Chris Brown!

Failbook: I'm Just Sayin'

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Failbook: I'm Just Sayin'
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Pioneering astronaut Sally Ride revealed in her obituary that she had been with a female partner for many years. Sally Ride is inspiring, and John Darnielle is awesome.