Autocowrecks: You're Loneliness Saves Lives!

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endless origami,forever alone,lonely,texting and driving
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Autocowrecks: If You're Texting and Driving, You Can't Dodge the Red Shells

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car accidents,Mario Kart,speeding,texting and driving,turtle shells
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Autocowrecks: YOU SHOULD HAVE FORWARDED MY SPAM

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AutocoWrecks,died in a car crash,forward this,g rated,texting and driving
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Autocowrecks: Should Have Asked Siri To Drive

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autocorrected,AutocoWrecks,g rated,siri,texting and driving,voice commands
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Even Siri is susceptible to the dreaded autocorrect.

Autocowrecks: Jesus Says Don't Text and Drive!

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church,faith,love jesus,religion,texting and driving
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Autocowrecks: That's Why We Have Siri!

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Not shown: The guy who brought their iPhone and Siri'd this scheme back to the drawing-board.