Poorly Dressed: An Inflatable Shrine to Summer Footwear

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It's only fitting to have a giant, inflatable, plastic tribute to the most rubberized shoe in existence. Bravo!

Parenting Fails: Trial By Water

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Monday Thru Friday: These Happened on the Same Day

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It'll be 95 in New York City, 98 in Los Angeles, and 793 on Venus. Back to you, Jeff!

Poorly Dressed: This is The Cost You Pay for Crocs!

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In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

There I Fixed It: Hot Tub Level: Super Redneck

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I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.

Yar, We've Run Aground, Cap'n!

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This is the last time I employ Slowpoke as my first mate.

There I Fixed It: Homemade Hot Tub

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