Smarter Than the Average Bear

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"Don't worry about locking your door, Honey. It's just a stupid bear right outside the car that's used to being around humans and getting fed by them. What's there to worry about?"

Meanwhile in Australia of the Day: Naked Man Gets Stuck in Washing Machine

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Meanwhile in Australia of the Day: Naked Man Gets Stuck in Washing Machine
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"Hide and Seek" has always been thought of by most as a rather simple, innocent game. After all, it's for children, right? Well, a man in Australia decided to throw its innocence out the window and play the game naked. After deciding that a top-loading washing machine was a good hiding spot, he ended up getting stuck. Once emergency crews arrived, they ended up using olive oil to slip him out of his tiny prison.

One valuable lesson can be learned from this: if you get stuck naked in a washing machine, use olive oil before you call the fire department.

Internet Rant of the Day: Fugitive Lets Loose on his Facebook Most Wanted Photo

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Internet Rant of the Day: Fugitive Lets Loose on his Facebook Most Wanted Photo
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Nicholas Emond is a man on the run and has a lot to say about it. There is currently an outstanding warrant for his arrest related to violations to the conditions of a monitored release that followed felony charges of illegal firearms possession. Because police consider him to be ARMED and DANGEROUS, a local ABC affiliate posted his photo on their Facebook most wanted list.

With Nearly 300 comments, a number of them happened to be posted by Emond himself! Some highlights are him stating the government is "up to no good" and calling himself the devil. Deadspin compiled a condensed list of his comments:

Deadspin.com