When the product itself looks like it fell out the bag of a Fallout character, you can rest assured the reviews are about to be ridiculous. 

The average trip to IKEA consists of losing yourself in a blind frustrating rage as you wander aimlessly from aisle to aisle looking for a piece of supremely priced furniture that doesn't look like it's a stolen porn set item. Yes, slim pickings my friend. But on occasion you're apt to come across something within budget that gives off every appearance you've got the adulting thing on lock, next time the parents and/or friends roll through home base for a check-up visit. 

This guy does a beautiful job of casting the mind-numbing experience in a comedic light, and it almost seems like he's having a good time with it. Almost. 

Online shopping is still a bit of gamble. Even though you see some pictures and a description, you're still depending on someone to package the right product. 

These people are going to be getting in touch with customer service because these are some online shopping fails that have no excuse.