shopping

Everyone wears shorts for the same reason, and it's not to stay cool in the summer months. We all just want to show off the most erotic and sexy part of the human anatomy: The knees. 

We all want to show off those knees, which is why rollerblading with kneepads is such a pain the ass. How are we supposed to find a suitable mate if they can't see our knees. 

Thankfully, Nordstrom's stores has heard our cries for more knees. They're selling a new pair of stupid jeans that have plastic windows that show off the joint between your shins and thighs. 

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People are steaming up for these things. Check it out:

The average trip to IKEA consists of losing yourself in a blind frustrating rage as you wander aimlessly from aisle to aisle looking for a piece of supremely priced furniture that doesn't look like it's a stolen porn set item. Yes, slim pickings my friend. But on occasion you're apt to come across something within budget that gives off every appearance you've got the adulting thing on lock, next time the parents and/or friends roll through home base for a check-up visit. 

This guy does a beautiful job of casting the mind-numbing experience in a comedic light, and it almost seems like he's having a good time with it. Almost. 

Online shopping is still a bit of gamble. Even though you see some pictures and a description, you're still depending on someone to package the right product. 

These people are going to be getting in touch with customer service because these are some online shopping fails that have no excuse.