Poorly Dressed: Now That You've Looked, Wanna Buy Me a Ranier?

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Poorly Dressed: Now That You've Looked, Wanna Buy Me a Ranier?
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I mean, this night of casual sexytimes isn't going to get rolling on its own.

Poorly Dressed: That Noblest of American Creatures, The Dolphin

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Poorly Dressed: That Noblest of American Creatures, The Dolphin
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Fun fact: This noble sea creature was going to be our National Animal until SOMEBODY decided that both the Freshwater Dolphin and the Wild American Turkey were inferior to the mighty Bald Eagle. Lame.

Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!

Poorly Dressed: You're Getting a Little Too Real For Me, Shirt

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Poorly Dressed: You're Getting a Little Too Real For Me, Shirt
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I mean, I'm going to need a Xanax just to cope with thinking about what this shirt is talking about.

Poorly Dressed: Dressed to WIN: Get a Grip, Dude

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Poorly Dressed: Dressed to WIN: Get a Grip, Dude
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My intestines didn't need all that excess space anyway. We're cool.