This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.
Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.
How high? Higher than Cloud City.
"I'll even get Siri to help me!"
Surrrrre you meant hang.
"But sweetie, your dad's nose isn't that long."
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