Too Far Santa, Too Far

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Cringe all you want, but try to understand where he's coming from. You see, in the North Pole, elf women are aborting all of their pregnancies, which means means that there are fewer elves to make toys for Santa. Santa Claus is a non-profit organization and can't be expected to simply buy presents. Thus, his best option is to retire.

Pure Terror

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I Know What I Want for Christmas!

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grandma,santa,sexy,poorly dressed
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The Elf on The Shelf Has... Turned.

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Prepare yourself for the arrival of holiday fun at Sketchy Santas!

Dear Santa, You've Been Warned...

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Avengers Salute Santa

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We hadn't done a family Christmas picture in years, figured we should do it right.

My How Long Your Cotton-Ball Beard Is

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