Scoop Your Poop, or Get Pooped On

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Pro Tip: Don't Piss Off the Bus Drivers

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Note to Self: Never Scorn a Russian Woman

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From the Youtube description:

A 26-year-old Russian woman has been accused of attempted murder after she forced her ex-boyfriend's car off the road.

Mary Artemyeva allegedly flew into a jealous rage when she spotted her former partner Chariton Anisimov, 28, on the road with his new girlfriend.

Artemyeva revved up her engine and rammed into her ex-boyfriend's car on a road in central Russia's Volgograd Oblast.

Someone's About to Have a Very Unpleasant Cup of Tea

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Cuckolded Husband Sells Wife's Wedding Dress

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Here's what the husband wrote for the ad:

Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband's closest friends? Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!

This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous "soulmate".

A one of a kind garment designed by Benedict Arnold, believed to be derived from the very cloth Judas Iscariot himself wore to the Garden of Gethsemane to betray the only son of God – Jesus Christ.

This harlot-sized ensemble will make you the envy of your trampish posse on your fraudulent wedding day.

As an added bonus, this dress gives you the "entitlement" to legally obtain over half of your husband-to-be's worldly possessions.

This dress is guaranteed to provide you with approximately two years of reasonable wedded mediocrity before the complete and utter disintegration of your relationship due to your extramarital promiscuity.

Cosmetically, the garment is in better condition than the marriage – not looking for much. Make an offer.

We Call This Post "Exhibit A"

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The Never Go to Bed Angry Policy

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