A Record That Can't be Broken

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Anybody Have a Peanut?

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Love is Mathematical, Love is Kind, Love is Patient...

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The Totally-Unverifiable but Awesome Tale of Next-Level Laziness

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Learning by Example

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The Head and the Heart... And the Butt...

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So... Uhh... Why is "Free" in Quotation Marks?

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Are you tryin' to bamboozle me again, Kroger?