Hooligans in Hamburg, Germany managed to sneak into a train depot and decommission a vehicle by barricading one of its doors with bricks and sealing it with expanding foam. Stupid and funny as it may be, the damages are in the thousands of dollars.
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Musician Noah Wall came up with a deliciously album idea: to record the various "loners" and musicians testing out equipment and mash them all together into an album. Thanks to Wall's mixing it almost sounds as if within the bowels of deathly static, jangled chords, and noodling lines the customers were almost collaborating.
Mostly it just sounds like a nightmare on fire made from the jagged glass-like shards of what once was a clear pane of sound.
If you can last more than a few minutes, you're better than us.