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Via: Wood Rocket
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Wood Rocket's back at it again to go and traverse the great unknown, and ultimately come back with the answers to the questions none of us will ever be able to ask. Lest we forget that one time they went and asked a bunch of adult film stars what gang bangs were really like. This time: whether or not those porn stars are actually squirting all over the place...

Ahhh, dad. Poor guy was just trying to send his praises to the kind of cinematography that got his blood rushing to funny places. Poor guy clearly didn't know how social media works. Better luck next time, dad. 

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Via: Pornhub
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Just in time for National Panda Day, Pornhub is making things cringeworthily appropriate and imploring its users to film themselves having sex 'panda style' in costume or makeup, and then upload said videos. Literally. I had to double take what I just typed. But then again, I appreciate the fact that Pornhub is taking advantage of their wide-reaching influence..

Spend enough time mulling over a particularly outlandish, allegedly 'realistic' porn scene and you're bound to fully digest the ridiculousness of whatever raunchy, oiled-down, sex-soaked caricature that just tried to put on a pose like it could actually happen to, well, anyone in this lifetime. These 16 ironic, snarky, and witty comments do a wonderful job at accomplishing such a thing. 

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Via: Jimmy Kimmel Live
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NBC is reporting that over the last five years, 100 federal employees had been caught watching porno at work. But what makes them so special. Regular people like porno, too. 

So Jimmy Kimmel is asking random people on the street if they watch porn at work, and, uh, ew, boy. 

Check out this video. Now, back to what I was doing, watching po— I mean, watching police chase videos in which people perform fails, epic and otherwise. Yes, I covered that one up pretty well.  

Via: HarrietSugarcookie.com
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Adult film star Harriet Sugarcookie (what a damn 'stage' name full of sweetness) up and decided to go around questioning some well-known porn stars about those dirty and depraved thoughts that have raced across the sex-crazed mindscapes of many an individual. They even proceed to do us one better, and dish out some sex tips. 

In light of the unsettling realization about what the cartoon actually is, I can (try and) appreciate the "artist's" intentions here were coming from an allegedly good enough place. But I mean, damn, they should've seen the blowback coming on this one at some point. It's almost impressive. In a single cartoon they didn't fail to hit many of the widely-known trigger points. You know...sexism, feminism, etc. 

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