poop

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"Christmas was over four months ago asshole!" What a glorious sendoff for one hell of a hilarious, shit-coated situation. She brought that terrible confrontation on herself. 

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Rugby Player Finds Himself In Unbelievably Shitty Situation During Scrimmage, Is Probably Traumatized For Life

Brace yourself dudes cause this little TIFU tale is straight rancid, shit-coated, stomach-turning, painful-kind-of-cringe ugly. The guy (thankfully) didn't get too detailed, but even then the mere thought of this going down mid-scrimmage is, well, in every sense of the word, unreal. 

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11 People Share Their Most Hilarious and Harrowing Stories About Pooping Their Pants

Hopefully, you clicked on this little shit-stained compilation of adults losing their grasp on, well, socially-acceptable bowel movement processes, out of sheer curiosity. On the offhand chance that you're in fact seeking solace and peace of mind through reading about others that have shared in the messy struggle you once (somehow) lived through, then you've my personal sympathies. May these hilarious, cringe-inducing, rancid tales bring you nothing but hearty laughs and the encouragement that yes, we all f*ck up sometimes; and shit happens.

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Comedian Finds Something Special in Her Airplane Blanket, and, Yup, It's Human Shit

Insert hackey airplane food tastes like shit joke

Comedian Nicole Byer had a horrific flight on Delta recently. When she unrolled her blanket on a recent flight, she found a used piece of gulp toilet paper. 

Maybe someone just sneezed in it? 

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Nope it was poopy, and Nicole is not happy. This is very gross, so enjoy, weirdos! 

Comedian Finds Something Special in Her Airplane Blankey, and, Yup, It's Human Shit
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Little Girl Bakes Up Poop-Shaped Brownies for Science Project and, Surprise, People Would Still Eat

Would you eat something if it looked like a big log of poopy?

As long as it wasn't an actual turd, I'm sure you're thinking, "Uh, yah, dude. I ain't picky."



One father decided to ask the community over on Imgur if they would eat his daughter's a science project, a batch of brownies shaped like poop to test if visuals effect food appeal. 

My Daughters Science Project.  She wanted to see if sight effected taste.

Turns out, at least on Imgur, they do not. People still want to eat the shit.

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fail moose breaks into basement
Via: Idaho.gov
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It could happen to you. The one night you forget to lock your doors is the night you put your entire family at risk. Intruders can break in and shit in your basement. Those intruder: Moose. How do we stop them: Undetermined.

Take this Idaho family as a blanket statement for an unnecessary fear that the rest of America should base their foreign policy on. If one moose can break into one house, what's to stop another moose from breaking into another house. 

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According to UPI, "The Idaho Department of Fish and Game said Senior Conservation Officer Alex Head responded Saturday night to a Hailey home where a cow moose was reported to be in the finished basement."

Apparently, the moose broke through a window and trapped itself in the basement. When will this madness end? I mean look at all this shit the moose left: 



via Idaho Fish and Game

The moose was eventually set free to bring its reign of terror to the Idaho countryside. The only question now is, when will this western menace strike again.